February 2012
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Hmmm…. I need a vacation. Badly.
January 2012
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December 2011
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I need good, cute korean fobby music
Whenever I’m in a slump, I listen to cute korean fobby music because it always puts me in the mood to be productive. I think it’s cause the music sounds like it would play in a long-ass montage of the poverty-stricken, pretty and stick-skinny protagonist girl getting her shit together. She’s either studying really hard or scrubbing the floor. And then it usually ends with an,...
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November 2011
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October 2011
5 posts
Nearing the End
Exactly one month ago, I set out to New York in hopes of accomplishing many things like seeing friends and family, eating scrumptious food, visiting places I’ve never been before, going to interviews, landing some job and much more.
I have achieved all of these goals except the most important one… I did NOT win lottery tickets to the Book of Mormon! What a complete FAILLL! Andrew,...
September 2011
13 posts
“Training of dolphins is often deliberately misrepresented by the captive dolphin...”
– Earth Island Institute (via Take Action)
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Jesus needs to be our foundation.
When Jesus is your foundation, you won’t shaken by any hurdle that comes your way. Jesus becomes your foundation when he becomes precious to you… more precious than any idol: job, status, relationship, friend and family member.
Jesus thus calls us to be ministry leaders in our respective communities. A strong ministry leader is someone that has...
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New Directions!
I never understood why people ran marathons or why they would just go out running. It didn’t appeal to me at all. When I thought of running, I thought of those bo-horring, stinking hot runs they made us do in P.E. around the football field.
But for the past two months or so, it became my new hobby. There’s a real peace and joy that comes from keeping up your pace throughout long...
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How I feel after I take a nap
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August 2011
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Truth!
No matter how faithfully you attend church
No matter how many christian books you read or hymns you sing
No matter how many Amens you say….
You’re not really a believer unless you live by grace, love by grace and practice grace unto others.
Today at church I really wanted to fart but I couldn’t. So I held it in for a good 25 minutes. And then a little bit after, I hear this really loud bbbbrrrrrrr coming from my insides. I farted internally. Yes, the gas released somewhere into my stomach making the exact sound as it would on the outside. The person next to me shifted a little to his left away from me after he heard it.
FML.
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“Jai guru deva. Om”
– The Beatles - “Across the Universe”
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I never really write reviews on Yelp but this experience has compelled me to do a fucking public service to warn other people about the Hair Salon called Muse:
I have to wait like a good month or so before my hair is long enough to get fixed. I could have taken a pair of kitchen scissors, blind folded myself to cut my hair and THAT would have come out better than what I got from this ass hole....
Biggest Pooper
My sisters and I are competing against each other in a Biggest Loser challenge. The person who remains the most diligent in their workout regimen and meets or exceeds their weight-loss goal wins approximately $700 at the end of 12 weeks.
Obviously, I am determined to win. I want to get thin. I want to be healthy. But most of all, I just can’t lose to my sisters.
First week, I was on fire....
July 2011
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June 2011
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I'm a motherf***in G!
Yesterday, my boss asked me to help him sort through his emails and put filters/labels on them. It took me the whole day because he had a total of 35,000 emails and 3700 unread ones.
Today, he asked me to help him make his ebooks look pretty on his ipad. I said, “Naw son… you’re wasting my time. I need to work on my other projects.” And he said, “you’re...
The more you talk about how God might impact your life, the more you believe in Him.
day 3: what you think your reason for being here...
Everyday, my reasons vary… which I’m a little ashamed to say. Sometimes, I think my life is all about God and how I should best glorify him. Other days, I think I’m just one person out of billions of people on this planet out of trillions of planets in one huge, ever-expanding universe. It makes me feel like my life isn’t that important and I’m just here because I...
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May 2011
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equally good: ‘There was this weird self-selection... →
‘There was this weird self-selection where the Asians would migrate toward the most brutal part of the labor.’ By contrast, the white lawyers he encountered had a knack for portraying themselves as above all that. ‘White people have this instinct that is really important: to give off the…
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